Back 2 Back Birthdays

Yesterday was Evan's birthday party. It was fun. We swam, played Halo 2, and had cake. Today I was unexpectedly invited to Andrew's little sister, Michelle, birthday party. We played some awesome games and had cake. There was this huge waterslide in the backyard that if I went down it somebody was bound to get hurt. Moises and I left early, because we didn't wanna overstay. We were driving down and this huge bug splatters itself on my side of the winshield. Right in my viewing of the road. This freaked the shit out of me, cause I couldn't see the road very well. I was kinda swurving all the way back to town. After stuggling to find Moises' house at night, I dropped him off and cleaned the bug juice off my windshield. That was it. Short post for today. I should do them more often.

A Day Sandwiched By Parties

Yesterday was Josh's party. That was a fun party. Tomorrow is Evan's birthday. After him, only Josh and Matt are left before they become legal adults and can't screw people under the age of 18. Although, they can gamble at Indian casinos and they can smoke. Now its time for the cheap joke story of the day featuring Bob and Fred:

Bob: Happy Birthday, Fred!

Fred: Thanks Bob.

Bob: So what are you gonna do first now that your an adult? Buy cigarettes and/or lottery tickets?

Fred: No I think I'm gonna buy some condoms.

Bob: Why?

Fred: Cause now I'm an adult.

Bob: But Fred, you coulda bought condoms before you were 18.

Fred: WHAT?! Why didn't anyone tell me?! I have 3 kids from my girlfriend, because I thought I couldn't buy condoms!

Bob: That sucks. Why didn't your girlfriend tell you?

Fred: She said that she likes to live dangerously.

That joke sucks ass. You just wasted a minute reading it. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry.

Celebrity Look-A-Like

I spent this night making this post happen. I know that sounds loserish, but I wanted to make sure this was fun. The pictures you are about to see are either an actual resemblence or a similar personality from my point of view. Let's get started shall we?

First up, Joel's resemblence to lead singer of Rise Against, Tim McIlrith. Everytime I see this guy he reminds me of Joel. Maybe its just the punk rock.



Yes, I know that's one crazy picture of Shaun. Shaun is a personality type to Conan O'Brian. I guess if you look hard enough they look alike just a little.



He's been called Harry Potter since 8th grade. Louis Estacio started that. Let's face it, Josh does look like Harry Potter. And let's face it, its hilarious.



Sorry, Moises. This is the only celebrity closest to you. I think all Asians look alike. You guys share common ground though. You give fierce looks in photos.



I think Joe looks like David Letterman. Say what you want, that's what I think. They both can be funny. Someday I think Joe will take David Letterman's job when he reitres.



The baseball players call him Peetey. Why? Because Andrew looks like tennis legend Pete Sampras. There's no denying it. He sure can't play tennis like him, right Moises? I'm just kidding Andrew.



If you don't agree with me that Matt looks like Elijah Wood then at least agree with me that he looks like a hobbit. They both got the hair going.



When I think of Cindy I think Asian. When I think of our group I think of The Beatles. What happens when an Asian goes out with someone from The Beatles? They break up the group and someone gets shot. So Cindy reminds me of Yoko Ono. She sure as hell won't pull a Yoko Ono. I trust Cindy.



Ok it wouldn't be fair if I didn't find a look-a-like for myself. Andrew will forever stand by this one. This old 7th grade picture supposedly makes me look like Leonard Nemoy. By the picture you immediatly know I'm talking about Spock. Screw you guys. I still deny it, but it doesn't matter.



I hope this was fun and I hope no one got upset. Matt Brady, your a tough one to find. Brian, I don't have any pictures of you. Evan, I don't any pictures of Petrone. He's not a celebrity, but it's like looking into the future when I see him. See you guys Sunday!

Food Poisoning

Sunday was downright the worst day of my life. For some reason I felt like nothing. It was like I was temporarily depressed. My mom made tacos for lunch and usually I eat around 8-10 tacos in a span of 10 minutes max. Seriously, I just down em. I only had the nerve to eat one. Usually when I feel like basically crap I take a bath. That's right a bath. I get out of my bath and I thought I felt better, but I didn't. I felt the same, but now with an actual headache. I take 2 migrane pills. It's almost 9 and Family Guy is going to be on. I decided to make myself a milkshake. I was hoping that would help. It sure didn't. I was watching tv from my bed from 9 pm-1 am. This was seriously the worst day of my life. I'm asleep, but I can feel myself rolling all over the place in bed. Like if one place got too hot my body would move to another part of the bed. I wake up around 3:45 am and go to the bathroom. I was feeling really hot so I find myself naked. Next thing I know, I just start throwing up into the toilet. I haven't thrown up since I was 13. I finish that miserable experience and rinse my mouth out. I put my clothes back on and go back to bed. I wake up at 7 am. My mom asked me if I still wanted to go to the orthodontist in Patterson. I said, "HELL NO!" My mom gived me a Sierra Mist to settle my stomach. She knew that would make me throw up, so there was a trash can already right next to me. I threw up into the trash can. Now I'm just cold, so I turn my fan off. Then I get hot, so I take my shirt and pajama pants off. I finally fall asleep. Then I just go in and out of sleep. I finally got some decent sleep from around 11:30- 2:00. My mom said it was obvious it was food poisoning. That sure wasn't from the single taco I ate. I was already feeling like crap. So I backtrack and remember the last time I ate food was at Moises' house. That's right I got food poisoning from Moises' family food. Andrew's being a dick and told me that "I don't eat the food there." He wasn't even there. No one was except for me, Evan, and Moises' family. I didn't eat a lot of it, because well I just didn't want to. I did eat some egg rolls and that banana thing that Moises' dad told me to eat. That banana thing could've been it. I'm not going to point fingers at finger foods. I feel a whole lot better now and starting to get into the flow of eating my junk food. I'm not throwing up anymore. It decided to come out of another end. If your dim I mean my ass. That's right, diarrhea.

4th Of July Weekend

I'm watching Die Hard on FX yesterday and when I changed it to that channel the Dish thing said "battery remote low". I take the cover of the remote off and the brand of batteries inside were Die Hard batteries. Coincidence? I think not! For the record, the batteries and the movie have nothing to do with each other, except for the name.

4th of July weekend was everything I expected it to be. Saturday was my graduation party. We ate and played cards. Then we went to the canal and blew bottles up with fireworks. Then we played Halo 2 at Anthony's house. His sister killed it though.

On Sunday, I went to Josh's house. We played DBZ Sagas and then X-Men Legends. After that, we got some piccolo petes and got a Monsters Inc. toy. Sully to be more specific. That bitch wouldn't blow up, so we blew up a gallon water bottle and a pretty big detergent bottle. The gallon water bottle flew from the middle of the street to the Longoria's lawn. It flew over a car to get there, so that made it extra cool. The detergent bottle made an extremely loud noise and went straight up into the air.

4th of July was aight. I wake up, shower, eat cereal, and go to the park. Joel and Alana happen to be the first people I talk to. By golly they weren't the last. I saw Tyler and we walked around for a little bit. He told me he was getting a tattoo. Then he left. I went to the 3-on-3 Tournament and said hey to Eugene. Him, Kent, and their 2 friends from Ripon were in the tournament. They got 2nd place to the undefeated Isaias, Jasen, Daniel, and JV. I talked to Ashley for a little bit. Then Jared showed up and he talked about his college adventures. After the tournament I went home.

I went to Shaun's house and watched Enter the Dragon on his new flatscreen tv. That was awesome. We were in the front of his house ready to walk to the fireworks show and we see Kent with his sister and his girlfriend. Matt and Shaun said hi to Kent. I said hi to all 3 of them. It's out of respect I did that. We walked over there and stood in front of the tennis courts. Joel and Alana came over to say hi to us. Then Jared came over and said hi to us. Matt's parents brought over his tripod, so he could take pictures. The finale was so horrible. That was the worst finale I think they've ever had! I went home after that. That was my 4th of July weekend.