A Day Sandwiched By Parties

Yesterday was Josh's party. That was a fun party. Tomorrow is Evan's birthday. After him, only Josh and Matt are left before they become legal adults and can't screw people under the age of 18. Although, they can gamble at Indian casinos and they can smoke. Now its time for the cheap joke story of the day featuring Bob and Fred:

Bob: Happy Birthday, Fred!

Fred: Thanks Bob.

Bob: So what are you gonna do first now that your an adult? Buy cigarettes and/or lottery tickets?

Fred: No I think I'm gonna buy some condoms.

Bob: Why?

Fred: Cause now I'm an adult.

Bob: But Fred, you coulda bought condoms before you were 18.

Fred: WHAT?! Why didn't anyone tell me?! I have 3 kids from my girlfriend, because I thought I couldn't buy condoms!

Bob: That sucks. Why didn't your girlfriend tell you?

Fred: She said that she likes to live dangerously.

That joke sucks ass. You just wasted a minute reading it. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry.