Attractive Sports Athletes

I was watching Fox NFL Sunday last week and they announced who was in the final round for NFL's Sexiest Man. I was like, "What the hell? Why do they have competitions like these?" Turns out defending Super Bowl and NFL's Sexiest Man chanp, Tom Brady, lost to the kicker of the Arizona Cardinals, Neil Rackers. By the way, this is all done by fan voting. Bret Farve is the guy he is going up against. If Rackers wins, it'll be the greatest moment in Cardinal franchise history. Bigger than that time Jake Plummer got them to the playoffs. Bigger than the time this season when Rackers broke the single season record for field goals made. Bigger than anything a kicker has ever done in a lifetime. That's impressive. Anyways, here are my 3 finalists for NBA's Sexiest Man...

First up, Shawn Bradley. he is 7'6'' and is German. He sucks. He was a bust in the draft. He became a good shot blocker, but of course he's good at that, he's freaking 7'6''!



Second, we got Patrick Ewing. Just look at that face. He looks like a stoned gorrila. He is an assistant coach for the Houston Rockets, mainly coaching the 7'5'' Yao Ming.



And our final nominee is Popeye Jones. His real name is Ronald, but let's call him Popeye. Honestly, I don't know where Popeye Jones is. Last time I heard he was with the Warriors. I don't think a man that great looking should play for the Warriors.



Those are the nominees. You can cast your vote by leaving me a comment. Voting closes when I feel like it.