Sticky Situation

Joel started up the bet where we see how long we can go without being one with our penis. Brian Shaw won last time cause I bet he doesn't become one...ever. Probably once or twice, but he did it wrong. Moises won't do it against cause he was first out last time. Who could blame him when he's got these Adriana Lima posters on his bedroom walls. So the ones who are in are me, Joel, Matt, Shaun, Kent, Evan and Andrew. I might of missed someone or added someone, I don't know. All I gots to lose is a buck. Luckily I can still have relations with a women and it won't be considered losing. What are the odds on that anyways? I'm close with like 5 chicks and they only try for a base hit and don't risk the double. That's not important. What is important is that I hate Farris and she is the least insperational teacher I've ever met. That leads me to the next paragraph...

Ms. Farris told all her classes today that she is resigning after this year. Everyone is happy. The suicide kid is slightly less suicidal now. I don't know if a suicide kid even exists. For all I know he commited suicide. Farris said that she heard rumors about her getting fired, so she wanted to set the record straight. I really wish she would leave right now. In fact, if I had to give up masturbating for a whole year, just so she would leave and never come back today, I would do it. She hates me cause of my "free spirit" attitude. I told her that I didn't care about her class already and that I won't do any labs. Yeah, she hates me pretty bad. Speaking of hate...

The Gamboa twins hate me right now. It all started when I got to play this "cool" part in Dedication, March for Celebration. It's only for 1st part. Cecelia wouldn't stop playing it when I would so I told her to stop playing it. I don't remember anything she said, but I said for her to stop being stupid and quit playing the part. That's when Mariana jumps in and says, "Oh no! You do not tell my sister to shut up blah blah blah blah." Ok she didn't say the blah's I just stop listening. They haven't talked to me since. I really don't care. They'll be all cool with me next week. Don't mean to be rude, but girls forgive a whole lot easier than guys do. If for some reason they haven't forgiven me, I don't feel screwed. Speaking of screwed...

I have no options for a prom date. None at all. Ziltch. Nada. Zip. Zero. I won't take Melisa again. That seems stupid for me to take the same date from formal to prom. Either of the twins are outta the question. Their parents are probably murderous boy-killers. I'm in a sticky situation there. I'm sure as hell ain't gonna ask Nina...again. Lulu's little sister, Zahiry, looks exactly like her. And for the guys, I mean exactly like her. (Moises, Lulu is Gary Jordao's girlfriend). That is with great consideration. (Moises, don't tell Gary cause Gary will tell Lulu and Lulu will tell Zahiry and Zahiry will tell me and I'll pretend like I don't know who you are, which is impossible cause everyone saw me on the big screen today at the rally nominating you). Congatulations on your victory....

The rally was ok. That's it. I do have pictures from it, but I don't wanna go through the trouble showing you guys.

Throw In The Towel...Again?!

I just came back from the greatest high school basketball game I've ever watched. I've seen some good ones, but this one puts the icing on the cake. Our arch rivals came into town. It was deja vu all over again. They forfeitted with like 20 seconds left in the game! They forfeitted cause the crowd was getting out of hand and getting into their heads. We said every chant imaginable:

"Start the bus!"
"Walk off the court!"
"Dudley!" (the name of one of the players)
"We want Pee-Wee!"

It was great fun. Everyone, and I mean everyone, was into it. The cheerleaders even gave Dennis a megaphone to yell across to Newman. One fool got ejected for intentionally fouling Jeremy and we chanted him to get off the court. We chanted Aj's name when he was shotting free throws. The point guard for Newman looked over at Joel after he said something to him. He looked like he was going to pass the ball to us. We got to his head bad. Cheek told me and Joel to sit down cause he thought we were gonna rush the court or something. All we did was jump up. A lot of people lost their voices. It was that crazy. I wouldn't trade this night for anything.

Know Me

--Name: David Fernando Rocha
--Birthdate: June 24, 1987
--Birthplace: Praia, Terceira, Azores, Portugal
--Current Location: Gustine, California
--Eye color: Mystery Blue
--Hair color: Dark Brown
--Height: 6'2"
--Righty or Lefty: Righty
--Zodiac Sign: ?
--Innie or Outtie: a little out
--Your Heritage: 100% Portuuese
--The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike
--Your Weakness: supermodels
--Your Fears: any animal that can kill me quick
--Your Perfect Pizza: sausage pepparoni
--One thing You'd Like to Achieve: Be on ESPN
--What is your most overused phrase?: Fuckin Slipknot
--Your first thoughts waking up: my bed is so comfortable
--The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: face
--Your best physical features: eyes
--Your bedtime: what bedtime?
--Greatest Fear: cheated on
--Your Most Missed Memory: Steve Young throwing to Jerry Rice
--Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
--McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
--Single or Group Dates: single
--Adidas or Nike: Both, they're my unofficial sponser
--Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
--Cappucino or coffee: Pepsi
--Boxers or Briefs: hanes
--Do you smoke?: No
--Cuss?: too much
--Sing Well? No
--Do you think you've been in love?: never got the chance
--Want to go to college: no, but i have to for my future
--Liked High School?: I like the chicks at the high school
--Want to get married?: Yes
--Type with fingers on the right keys: sure
--Get motion sickness: no
--Think you're attractive: Slightly yes
--Think you're a health freak: I'm skinny
--Get along with parents: they can be very annoying
--Like Thunderstorms: whats to like

in the past month, did/have you.....
--Consumed Alchohol: don't think so
--Have Sex: No
--Made Out: i don't kiss and tell
--Gone On Date: not in the past month
--Go To the Mall: yeah 2 months ago
--Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
--Eaten Sushi: nope. tried it once though
--Gone Skating: how?
--Made Homemade cookies: i wish
--Been in Love: no just admired
--Gone Skinny Dipping: hell no
--Dyed your hair: surprsingly no
--Stolen Anything: probably have
--Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: twice
--Been trashed or completely intoxicated: i don't get carried away
--Been caught "doing something"?: i lock my doors
--Been Called a "Tease": no
--Age you hope to be married?: after my teen years
--Numbers and Names of Children?: 2 the least. maybe name them Hulk and Bruce
--Describe your dream wedding: thats my fiance's job
--How do you want to die?: get back to me in 60 years
--Where do you want to go to college: somewhere good
--What do you want to be when you grow up?: plenty to get by

Lent

Today is the start of the religious event called Lent. It's when we give up something we love for 40 days and 40 nights and don't eat meat on Friday. I gave up Cheetos last year and believe it or not I actually went through with it. This year I've decided to give up something much more harder than food. I will not tell a lie for the next 40 days and 40 nights. I really don't think I can go that long, but hey lets give it a shot. Andrew won't give anything up cause he's a bad Roman Catholic. It probably doesn't compare to me, since I haven't gone to church since May (when I was confirmed). Hey, I wasn't kidding when I told them I wasn't coming back. And yes, I had fish for dinner. The church was selling fish dinners today and my mom bought like 8.

When It Comes To Sports, I'm Always Right

Congradulations to the New England Patriots winning their 2nd straight Super Bowl and 3rd Super Bowl in 4 years. You know who said they would win the Super Bowl? I did. You know whos said in the beginning of the NFL season that the Pats and Eagles would make it to the Super Bowl? I did. You know who said Terrel Owens would be ineffective? I did. He had a decent game. We all know that if Terrel Owens was actually healthy, he would of had some touchdowns with those over 100 yards recieving. Now we know that Tom Brady is the Joe Montana of the new milennium. Montana's protegue, Steve Young, will be inducted into the Hall of Fame. Safin beat Hewitt at the Australian Open cause Safin's girlfriend is waaaaay more beautiful than Hewitt's. God bless sports.

In other news, I saw the pilot for American Dad. It's no Family Guy, but it does have its moments of comedy. I like how they have an alien living with them. He saved the dad's life at Area 51, but no one knows he lives there. Except for the family of course. New episodes don't start until May 1st, just like Family Guy. And just like Family Guy, they said that they aren't done with the season yet. I seriously don't believe them. Today is the real birthday for our dear friend Moises. Happy birthday Moises. And because of Carla, the secret plan me and evan constructed is ruined. She'll pay. Her and that Delhi boyfriend of hers. To finish off the post, Rodolfo, the Mexican everyone loves, plays tennis! The Mexican soccer player plays tennis! I've seen it all now.

The Real Playmakers 2

Joel and I did it again. Our continuous insults to Denair made them choke and cost them the game against our pitiful basketball team on Tuesday. I guess insults like "shave your legs" and the classic "you suck" really get to a player. Pointing and laughing at them after they do something stupid is always good too. At least our team did something right by sweeping Denair. That's basically it. I know I should have posted about my ditch day, but screw it. You guys know the story. I actually have a good post in mind, but for me to type about it, Evan and I have to go attempt this plan we devised a couple days ago. Well, this is all if he doesn't chicken out. Hey Moises, am I going to your party this weekend? I don't wanna just assume and then show up without your knowledge.