Sticky Situation

Joel started up the bet where we see how long we can go without being one with our penis. Brian Shaw won last time cause I bet he doesn't become one...ever. Probably once or twice, but he did it wrong. Moises won't do it against cause he was first out last time. Who could blame him when he's got these Adriana Lima posters on his bedroom walls. So the ones who are in are me, Joel, Matt, Shaun, Kent, Evan and Andrew. I might of missed someone or added someone, I don't know. All I gots to lose is a buck. Luckily I can still have relations with a women and it won't be considered losing. What are the odds on that anyways? I'm close with like 5 chicks and they only try for a base hit and don't risk the double. That's not important. What is important is that I hate Farris and she is the least insperational teacher I've ever met. That leads me to the next paragraph...

Ms. Farris told all her classes today that she is resigning after this year. Everyone is happy. The suicide kid is slightly less suicidal now. I don't know if a suicide kid even exists. For all I know he commited suicide. Farris said that she heard rumors about her getting fired, so she wanted to set the record straight. I really wish she would leave right now. In fact, if I had to give up masturbating for a whole year, just so she would leave and never come back today, I would do it. She hates me cause of my "free spirit" attitude. I told her that I didn't care about her class already and that I won't do any labs. Yeah, she hates me pretty bad. Speaking of hate...

The Gamboa twins hate me right now. It all started when I got to play this "cool" part in Dedication, March for Celebration. It's only for 1st part. Cecelia wouldn't stop playing it when I would so I told her to stop playing it. I don't remember anything she said, but I said for her to stop being stupid and quit playing the part. That's when Mariana jumps in and says, "Oh no! You do not tell my sister to shut up blah blah blah blah." Ok she didn't say the blah's I just stop listening. They haven't talked to me since. I really don't care. They'll be all cool with me next week. Don't mean to be rude, but girls forgive a whole lot easier than guys do. If for some reason they haven't forgiven me, I don't feel screwed. Speaking of screwed...

I have no options for a prom date. None at all. Ziltch. Nada. Zip. Zero. I won't take Melisa again. That seems stupid for me to take the same date from formal to prom. Either of the twins are outta the question. Their parents are probably murderous boy-killers. I'm in a sticky situation there. I'm sure as hell ain't gonna ask Nina...again. Lulu's little sister, Zahiry, looks exactly like her. And for the guys, I mean exactly like her. (Moises, Lulu is Gary Jordao's girlfriend). That is with great consideration. (Moises, don't tell Gary cause Gary will tell Lulu and Lulu will tell Zahiry and Zahiry will tell me and I'll pretend like I don't know who you are, which is impossible cause everyone saw me on the big screen today at the rally nominating you). Congatulations on your victory....

The rally was ok. That's it. I do have pictures from it, but I don't wanna go through the trouble showing you guys.