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Sunday, January 23, 2005

These Eyes

I don't think I've ever gotten a compliment for my looks. I admit, I'm not devishly handsome or very buff, but I'm not the worst thing out there. There's still Terry. Terry looks like someone bashed his face with a sledgehammer. He's a good guy though. Anyways, the only real compliment about my looks that I can remember was Melisa's mom telling me I looked handsome. I don't count that cause she's a mom. All the girls that saw my senior picture said I looked handsome. Then I thought, 'all the guys look handsome in their senior picture.' Thanks to Accutane I'm not the hideous creature I once was, but that really hasn't changed anything. The only real compliment I always get are how my eyes are so great. To be honest, I don't even know what color my eyes are. I guess they're suppose to be blue. You tell me:



I know someone who can just stare at my eyes all day. She thinks they change colors. I actually took advantage of her the other day to get me some milk and gummy bears at Chevron. I remember when Cierra Allee complimented my eyes when I was a freshman. Then she went on and talked to Matt the whole band period. Ain't that right Matt? She probably wanted Matt to finger her or something. Anyways, I'm getting off the subject and time to get back to the point. I've realized now that the girls I have from flings to marriages will only happen because of my eyes and charming humor.

Friday, January 21, 2005

Throw In The Towel

About an hour ago, I witnessed something unbelievably stupid done by none other than Oristemba. Our basketball team was whopping them by 20 points with 1:40 left in the game. The game stops for a moment and next thing we know the game is over. The Oristemba coach forfeitted the game! Why the hell did he do that with 1:40 left in the game?! We faced the music last year, so why don't they face the music this year. It just goes to show you why Gustine is better than Newman. Stupid crap like that.

Remember when I got injured almost 2 years ago against Mariposa. Well, I was wearing a sweatband on my leg and when I got injured I took it off and put it somewhere. I couldn't find that band for almost 2 years until tonight. I decided to wear my old Gustine Basketball jacket. The pockets are covered by zippers. I felt something in the left pocket. It was thick like a dust bunny. I unzip the pocket and reach in to grab what's inside. It was my sweatband I wore on the night of the game. The band isn't even mine. Eugene let me borough it before we played. Me, Eugene, Joel, AJ and Alex started that game. If Alex wasn't such a bad point guard we would of scored some points. I didn't get a chance to show Eugene the band tonight, but I plan to show it to him on Monday. He's not gonna belive it. Other than finishing up this deadline for the yearbook, thats pretty much it. I plan to post again real soon. Either Saturday or Sunday.

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Get Carter

I never really had any girlfriends. The closest I ever got to one was when I was 13 and I was in the Azores. We mainly made out a lot. I knew she wanted to do me. Feeling pressured, I didn't see her again. I have no regrets. I mean c'mon I was 13! I look at my friends and not many have found success with the ladies. Sure we get their numbers, but do we really call them? Evan hasn't has had girlfriends who are of different cultures. You got Kim Duong (Asian), Jessica O. (Portuguese), Annadith (Mexican who didn't speak english), and my favorite Angela Kinard (white trash whore). Joel has had enough success with girls to make up for the rest of us. This whole introduction just leads to the main part of this blog.

I would've never seen it coming. The guy who sits next to me in chemistry (as of Friday not any more), David Carter has landed Karlene Melo. Karlene has been criticized by many saying that she is incredibly dumb and amazingly annoying. How does David Carter, a simple man who lives next to Perry's More Than Pizza accomplish such a feat. He's spent countless hours on the phone with her. For someone who has been said to be dumb and annoying, how does Carter have the patience? It's not ADD pills, although a drug test should be required. You have to give these two props. David has this girl cause he listens to her and finds her misunderstood. Karlene has this guy cause he actually listens to her and probably doesn't think she's stupid. It's like Marcus and Vanessa going out except for all the right reasons. This relationship will definetly last longer than Kent and Viri (that's right I went there). It is just clear that this is one of the Great Moments in Hook-up History. Not as good as Joel and Alana. They are untouchable. Could Karlene want what Alana has? Could this be why she's with Carter? That'll make you thing for a few seconds.

What does this do for me? Absolutely nothing. Not a damn thing. In fact, I wasted a post talking about David Carter and not David Rocha. Even the title says "Get Carter" and not "Get Rocha". I think I'll take Evan's advice and go after one of the Gamboa twins. I better flip a coin over which one. Cecelia will be heads and Mariana will be tails. Flipping... oh wow what are the odds that the coin would end up standing and not falling on one side. I think Lulu's sister is pretty hot. I better just go after all of them and see which one ends up on top. That statement can be interpreted any way you want it to. Just keep it PG-13.

Sunday, January 09, 2005

The Real Playmakers

Our confident basketball team beat Le Grand on Friday. It wasn't their teamwork that helped them win the game, it was me and Joel. We talked so much crap everytime they ran down the floor, they kept getting distracted. Every insult we gave to Le Grand is like any one of them getting an F in Spanish 1. Confused and in disbelief (cause they all Mexican). It was really fun.

I have always pulled off some crazy things, but what I did this past week for my grades is something else. Mr. Farahamand, a teacher that has made me completely stop caring about math and my grade, gave me a 52% D-. I know the % is unheard of, but I did do a poster board. Freak-Show Farris gave me a 60.44%. I didn't even care if I passed chemistry. The 3 labs I didn't feel like turning in showed how much I cared. She can take that 60.44% and shove it up her ass cause I did the unthinkable. I passed with the most laziness attitude. Well I was one of the "lucky" ones, according to Evan, to be moved to Morrow's class. I space out most of the time, but I am learning a lot and doing my work. When I'm spaced out in his class that whistle drives me nuts. With vacation over I went without playing video games all week. I'm putting school work first now. I need to get some sleep now even though I'm wide awake.