Get Carter

I never really had any girlfriends. The closest I ever got to one was when I was 13 and I was in the Azores. We mainly made out a lot. I knew she wanted to do me. Feeling pressured, I didn't see her again. I have no regrets. I mean c'mon I was 13! I look at my friends and not many have found success with the ladies. Sure we get their numbers, but do we really call them? Evan hasn't has had girlfriends who are of different cultures. You got Kim Duong (Asian), Jessica O. (Portuguese), Annadith (Mexican who didn't speak english), and my favorite Angela Kinard (white trash whore). Joel has had enough success with girls to make up for the rest of us. This whole introduction just leads to the main part of this blog.

I would've never seen it coming. The guy who sits next to me in chemistry (as of Friday not any more), David Carter has landed Karlene Melo. Karlene has been criticized by many saying that she is incredibly dumb and amazingly annoying. How does David Carter, a simple man who lives next to Perry's More Than Pizza accomplish such a feat. He's spent countless hours on the phone with her. For someone who has been said to be dumb and annoying, how does Carter have the patience? It's not ADD pills, although a drug test should be required. You have to give these two props. David has this girl cause he listens to her and finds her misunderstood. Karlene has this guy cause he actually listens to her and probably doesn't think she's stupid. It's like Marcus and Vanessa going out except for all the right reasons. This relationship will definetly last longer than Kent and Viri (that's right I went there). It is just clear that this is one of the Great Moments in Hook-up History. Not as good as Joel and Alana. They are untouchable. Could Karlene want what Alana has? Could this be why she's with Carter? That'll make you thing for a few seconds.

What does this do for me? Absolutely nothing. Not a damn thing. In fact, I wasted a post talking about David Carter and not David Rocha. Even the title says "Get Carter" and not "Get Rocha". I think I'll take Evan's advice and go after one of the Gamboa twins. I better flip a coin over which one. Cecelia will be heads and Mariana will be tails. Flipping... oh wow what are the odds that the coin would end up standing and not falling on one side. I think Lulu's sister is pretty hot. I better just go after all of them and see which one ends up on top. That statement can be interpreted any way you want it to. Just keep it PG-13.