Tiffany Was A Girlfriend Of Mine

So I kinda stole The Killers song there, "Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine." I dated a girl named Tiffany for a month. I broke up with her yesterday. We're still gonna be friends, so that's pretty cool. No hard feelings. That's not entirely why I'm awak at 2:30 in the morning writing a blog. I have met a lot of new people lately. Most of them are girls, but still, new people. I think it's time I explain who they are.

Sofia- Probably the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes upon. I don't have a crush on her or anything, but when I thought of her and her boyfriend I threw up. Seriously, I threw up. And if you know me, you know I never throw up. I don't know why I threw up, but it happened. Yes I did meet her online, she reached out to me first, and finally I met her back in early Feburary. Through Sofia I met...

Jenny- She is a ridiculous flirt. She kicks ass though. I love talking to her. She also thinks I'm hot, but what else is new, right? We treat each other like best friends. It's a good thing too. And through Jenny I met...

Tiffany- The girl the moment I laid eyes upon and spoke words to I knew I must have. We would just sit wherever we felt like and talk about books, movies, life, and whatever else we could think of. But alas, some things aren't meant to last. We're still friends, we're just not together.

I've met a few others, but I don't know them that well. Word get around fast though. Everytime I meet someone knew they say, "Your that funny David guy I heard about." Then I say, "I guess I am." Were you expecting a joke there? This is David saying make new friends, but don't combine them with the old, unless you feel like it. I don't feel like it.