Da Gang

What are we. What is our group called? Personally, I think we should be called "da Gang". Well, here is a bio of each member of "da Gang."

Joel Gardner
role: leader
social status: cool
worst enemy: gay folk
movie most related to: Napoleon Dynomite

Andrew Silva
role: 2nd in command; geek
social status: athletic geek
worst enemy: his family
Movie most related to: The Nutty Professor

David Rocha
role: sports man
social status: normal
worst enemy: Good Charlotte
Movie most related to: n/a

Shaun Brady
role: geek
social status: geek
worst enemy: Moises
Movie most related to: The 40 Year Old Virgin

Moises Resuello
role: artist
social status: scared to talk to girls
worst enemy: Shaun
Movie most related to: Meet Joe Black

Matt Dudys
role: geek w/ girlfriend
social status: n/a
worst enemy: distraction
Movie most related to: Anti-trust

Evan Costa
role: drummer
social status: rebel w/o a cause
worst enemy: punk rock
Movie most related to: Some Kind of Monster

Matt Brady
role: Shaun's brother
social status: nice geek
worst enemy: Tiffany
Movie most related to: Revenge of the Nerds

Josh Donovan
role: cop
social status: n/a
worst enemy: Air Force
Movie most related to: Harry Potter and the Police Academy for Wizards (not a real movie)

Joseph Happel
role: crazy driver in residential areas
social status: Stan St. lover
worst enemy: Newman
Movie most related to: Rocky V

Kent Rasmussen
role: baller
social status: loved by all
worst enemy: n/a
Movie most related to: White Men Can't Jump

Anthony Souza
role: Halo 2 party organizer
social status: loved by all
worst enemy: Petrone
Movie most related to: The Replacements

Cindy Ngu
role: Matt's chick
social status: loved by all
worst enemy: SARS
Movie most related to: n/a

Brian Shaw
role: protege
social status: tall geek
worst enemy: his father
Movie most related to: The 40 Year Old Virgin

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NFL Predictions

Joel did his NFL predictions and they were really good. Mine will be slightly different.

Let's start with the AFC East. Bills are good, Dolphins shocked the Broncos, and the Jets are gonna underachieve (again). In the end, the Patriots will win the division, but not before the Bills take 1 of 2 games from then. It'll be their only divsion lost.

Now the AFC North. Steelers. Enough said. The Ravens offense won't support the defense and will finish 3rd. The Bengals are my surprise team and they take 1 of 2 from the Steelers. Browns will suck ass due to their idea of thinking that Trent Dilfer is gonna win them games.

Ok now for the AFC South. Damn those Colts. I hate them so much, but they'll take the division again. Not before the Jaguars threaten and the Texans compete until the last couple weeks. Titans will be lucky to win 2 games. Yes, they suck that bad.

AFC West is a mess. Sorry Joel, but the Broncos got worse. For once, they won't have a 1,00 yeard rusher. Raiders are gonna be decent, but Kerry Collins is too inconsistant for a division title. Chargers will have a good season but will fall shy of the division. So the Chiefs are my pick for the AFC West. The defense looks really good and the offense is slowing better than usual.

Wild card teams are the Chargers and Jaguars. Bengals will have the same record as the Jaguars, but will not get in cause of the tiebreaker rule.

NFC time starting with the NFC East. Dallas is really good. Eagles are gonna choke for unexplained reasons. I don't even wanna talk about the Giants and Redskins, even though they both won last week. It really is a tough division though, but Dallas will win it with the Eagles finishing at a close 2nd.

NFC North is the toughest division. Packers aren't very good and they lost Javon Walker for the season. Vikings suck so bad. Bears have a QB situation and the RBs aren't gonna do very well. That leaves the Lions. This is my longshot division winner are the Lions. They got the right team.

NFC South is pretty tough. Carolina will won't win it. They're healthy and full of heart. New Orleans will not win cause their town is under water, Something is wrong with Bucs. And the Falcons will win the division. Michael Vick is a freak of nature and the running game period is freaking good. The defense feeds off the offense, which means they'll do well.

Now time for the worst division in the NFL. That's right, the NFC West. 49ers will shock the world and win the division. The Rams and Seahawks are too inconsistant. Cardinals will get 2nd.

Wild card winners will be the Eagles and Panthers. Enough said.

The AFCC will be the Patriots and Chiefs and the Patriots will win a close, close game.

The NFCC will be the Panthers and Cowboys and the Panthers will pull it off.

SUPER BOWL XL:

Patriots 30 Panthers 27