Spank Bank

I was watching Rescue Me yesterday, which by the way is a great show, and this term "spank bank" came up in the episode. Stay in your seat, calm down, let me explain! One of the firefighters is married. His wife had a big box of porn. She used the porn to get off. You know what I mean? And she finally threw her big box of porn away. So, she told her firefighter husband that she was going to use the "spank bank" to get off. That's when he said that he'll use his spank bank as well. Ok, so the spank bank is for the jacker offer to use his/her imagination, fantasy, and such to get off on without the help of videos or pictures. The whole idea is that who do you fantasize about when you use the spank bank. I'm not going to say who is in my spank bank. Yes I am. WARNING: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW, THEN STOP READING RIGHT NOW!

Jessica Alba, of course, is always available at the spank bank. The rest are:

Eva Longoria
Denise Richards
Rose McGowen
Kate Beckinsale
Charisma Carpenter
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Angie Everhart
Nicole Kidman
Salma Hayek
my old college Math C teacher
a certain Spanish teacher from high school
when I first started doing that, a teacher from middle school
a mom of a girl I graduated with

So I seem to got a pretty full spank bank. It comes in handy. I don't have to buy magazines and videos to hide from my parents, or watch videos online when my parents are home, thanks to my trusty spank bank. Life is good.