Love & Hate

After what happened to the band trip, I've come to think about all the teachers I hate. I did what any abnormal person would do and make a list:

Most Hated Teachers

1. Farris- EVERYONE hates her!
2. Hellner- Ask why Joseph hates her. Ask why Stephanie Andersen hates her. Ask why every other student on campus hates her.
3. Asmus- She just made 40 new enemies.
4. Larson- I've hated her since Day 1. The only thing good about her is the support towards the band.
5. Rose (Library Nazi)- She gets on my case everytime I go to the computer lab.
6. Cheek- I know he's not around anymore. I just think your the biggest loser in the world if you had perfect attendance for all 4 years of high school.
7. Moreno- He's got a bad attitude.
8. Simmons- She needs to chillax sometimes. The reason I don't like her is because of the overflow of work she gives us sometimes and then never reminds us to turn it into the box. Plus her grading system is bullshit.
9. Downum- I know he's not even a sub here, but he is the basketball coach and assistant baseball coach. He never gave me the credit I deserved and he never played Andrew when he was better than most of the fools on that bench. Plus, anyone who loves Justin Santos makes it on the hate list.
10. AJ's dad- He's the golf coach and he sucks at that. Plus he's AJ's dad. He should be burned alive for having his ex-wife give birth to that hideous child.

Those are the teachers I hate and some people who work for the school. Then I got to thinking all the teachers I don't hate. It's a very exclusive group:

Most Loved Teachers

1. Silva- Who hates Silva? He's been around since the school was built and he's got that winning smile.
2. Hill- That fool doesn't even care anymore. He cusses in class, he sometimes works barefoot, he hates Larson, and he gets annoying with Apolinar and Justin Santos, just like everyone else does.
3. Absood- That guy is hilarious. Plus, he plays Xbox.
4. Shaw- The most intimidating man alive!
5. Scudder- He hates Larson and his class that we need to pass to graduate is easy.
6. Bussard- Hell of a baseball coach and you gotta love his in-your-face attitude.
7. Kingsley- One hell of a basketball coach and they should really let him coach varsity someday.

That's pretty much it. Don't forget to look both ways before you cross the street and always say no to drugs.